How Marxism ruined Euro 2012

This morning I watched Breakfast on the BBC. I was a little sad to see the England penalty misses. I found it strange that both of the people who missed were called Ashley. It was this afternoon that someone linked this to me. It was at this point that it suddenly dawned on me. That wasn't a replay of the two England penalty misses I saw, because the BNP's facebook site states quite categorically that the BBC hasn't shown any replays, of the England players penalty misses, and that the reason for this is for no other reason than their blackness. I simply imagined the report at 6.45am, Where Ashley Young rattled the crossbar, followed by a cut to a softly taken penalty from Ashley Cole 7.15am Where Ashley Young rattled the crossbar, followed by a cut to a softly taken penalty from Ashley Cole And at 7.45am, Where the BBC showed footage of Ashley young hitting the crossbar from the penaltyspot followed by a quick edit to Ashley Cole's penalty being saved by Gianluigi Buffon, who didn't point both his fingers at his Italian because it wasn't shown... I eventually realized that the BBC had not only not shown the penalty misses 4 times in one hour this morning as I was getting ready for work, but that they refused to acknowledge that there were any black people in the England squad, through fear of offending the black community.


For example: This is the BBC footage of a Danny Welbeck interview.

Not only that, but I also discovered that not only not seeing the penalty misses three times on the BBC as I was getting ready for work this morning because black people missed them; I also saw that because the England team were completely bad and couldn't string together a single full 90 minute performance, that every picture of a black player has been edited out of every official picture... The above pic, is from the opening game against France, if you look carefully, you will see that Wayne Rooney is actually four of the players in the picture... AND HE WAS SUSPENDED FOR THE FRANCE GAME!! IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING EVEN BOLDER THAN CAPITAL LETTERS TO GET MY NEXT POINT ACROSS OH! WAIT! THERE IS! MY NEXT POINT IS THAT I DEFINATELY DIDN'T DOCTOR THAT PICTURE ON PAINTBRUSH FOR MY OWN PURILE AMUSEMENT! THE BBC DEFINATELY EDITED ALL THE BLACK PLAYERS FROM THE PICTURES! IT WASN'T ME!

Righty, So why would the BBC go to such extreme lengths to make me think that I saw the penalty misses from Cole and Young this morning whilst editing out any evidence that black people were on the team?

Well, it's Marxism isn't it?! Of course we live in a Marxist society. Another point I would like to make about Marxism is that it is often misunderstood, Das Kapital is a huge book, and as such it is open to misenterpretation. Yes it would be easy to think that the principles of Marxism would be to redistribute wealth more evenly, mass nationalisation and the abolition of ownership, but that would be a mistake, because Karl Marx's entire philosophy was based on covering up the penalty misses of any ethnic minorities.



So next time you have an essay about socialism in school, remember, all that stuff about sharing the wealth is just lies the secret Marxist-Zionist conspirators tell us. Not only are they covering up news reports about penalty misses, but they are also lying about what communism even is. the cunts.

Some More Facts about Gay Marraige.

A recent argument from a leading lobby group trying to block gay marraige claims that changing the legislation could also lead to legislation which would definately lead to the legalisation of polygamy and incest. This is one of the most worrying truths of the issues surrounding gay marraige; if this is passed through, people will eventually be abel to marry their sisters as well as brothers (because gay-incest marraige will also be legal) they will be able to marry everyone they meet at a party, eventually people will be able to marry cats, rats, fish, dogs, bats and cabbages. Elton John will also be able to marry himself.



...or a goat.

Elton John is of course one of the leading voices in favour of gay marraige, as well as being the writer of the lion king soundtrack and being very hostile to Taiwanese journalists and getting really upset during a tennis game because someone said 'cooo-ey' to him, but has he thought seriously about the impact that allowing gays to marry would have on society? We already know that if gay marraige becomes legal then we will have no choice but to legalise polygamy and incest, because some MP's and Bishops said so... and probably paedophillia too, I'm not sure why the MP's and bishops never put that in the leaflet because it is so obviously as true as everything else they are saying... but what other effects will it have on society?



Recent evidence to come out of the archives suggest that the September 11th attacks were not perpetrated by islamist militants, as we have believed for the past decade, they occured as a result of someone on each of the three planes saying the words 'gay marraige' forcing the planes to veer into the twin towers. If gay marraige legislation was to take place then there is a very real threat that every day will be september 11th.



The Fukushima nuclear disaster last year was initially caused by a tsunami and earthquake, but recently physisists discovered several gay marraiges had worked their way into the tectonic plates creating a seizmic shift which not only caused the earthquake and tsunami, but also Hurricane Katrina which devestated New Orleanes a few years ago. There are very real fears that gay marraige will lead to far more natural disasters. Scientists said it so it is definately true.

Going back to the legal issues surrounding gay marraige, which was brought up by the lobbygroup, a recent study found that because of the mechanics of the legislation surrounding it, that if it were to be legalised then there would be no choice but to legalise murder, cannibalisation and genocide. Now I am all for equality but not at the expense of millions of lives.

There are also reports that the upsurge in illegal gay marraiges caused the global financial crisis, by destabalising quantitative easing on the FTSE 100 index. In spite of these carefully researched facts there appear to be more and more people coming out in favour as this following graph shows.



One of the most worrying things about this is that the lines between those who favour and oppose, and all the dots on the graph, when drawn and put together, look like a diseased penis, which is probably a bigger reason to oppose gay marraige than any moral arguments or looking at the historical evidence which suggests that gay marraige is a bad idea.



Part of the problem is that gay people want to have the same rights as everyone else, but feel that by not being allowed to marry they are being treated as second class citizens, so perhaps we need to find another way to reach a concensus, it is obviously very dangerous to allow gay people to marry because it will lead to climate change, a further erosion of the global economy, wars and disasters BUT the fact remains that gay people do deserve to have the same rights as straight people,
(not Adam and Steve...apparently.)

There is probably a way around it, and that would be to ban marraige all together, people who are currently married will all have to get divorced and there will be an upsurge in children born out of wedlock, because wedlock will be illegal. The wedding industry will suffer, but in general the wedding industry is probably on par with pyramid schemes in terms of its racketeering. I want the wedding industry to suffer because they are overcharging savages that I would like to see going bankrupt.

So if gay people can't get married lets have it so no one else is allowed to get married, gay people wouldn't get what they want but at least they would be on an equal footing with straight folk.

there's no such thing as a bad idea?

As the most successful blogger in the world, today, you might see how I don't try so hard anymore when it comes to the uneasy guide to life. If you read back and follow all of the steps, you will have the perfect life, all thanks to my guide what I have put on't internet... thats alright, dont worry... stop it, I do blush! *gush* and all that stuff. If you were to have a philosophy then the uneasy guide to life would be a good philosophy to live by... love everyone, hate black people, love black people and not black people. fight the power, dont fight the power, sit there and conform, fuck yourself, dont fuck yourself. confused? you needn't be, just read the companion piece to the uneasy guide to life...



Lowest form of wit.

Yes, the bible, often blamed for the ills of the world in modern society. We can safely assume that it is not the direct word of God, if indeed God exists, *insert theological argument here* brilliant, you can just pretend you have read a massive long argument that either supports or clashes with your view and you can join my cult/declare the nonexistence of god/declare jihad on me/ shrug your shoulders because you are still no clearer. YOU have 4 choices that I have given you, and numerous more that I didn't offer because you have already decided, you have thought about the correct answer for you and that is great, brilliant, pat yourself on the back.

Thought is a powerful tool, for example, someone thought about the possibility of spliting the atom and suddenly two bombs get dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.



Nice one, we can blame the war, we can blame the Jews, we can blame the coalition, but the route of it was from one mans thought... but thinking is good you say? no, thinking is not good and you are an idiot for thinking that, lets look at the ideas of three thinkers and I will tell you why those thoughts amount to idiocy and usually genocide...

Karl Marx, brilliant, everyone should get on and share their wealth. yes, this is a good idea, but it challenges previous ideas which have also cost millions of lives to maintain. Eg: the Roman empire, superiority, Papal control and all the other things that communists hate, like wealth, unequal distribution of power and stuff like that. Look at him! He looks like father Christmas! people who believe in father christmas are idiots and so are the people who believe in the teachings of Karl Marx. Fools. Not only that, but Marx, the person who concieved the modern notion of socialism, because of his stupid thoughts, led to Leninism, which in turn led to Stalinism, which led to the death of 30 million Russians, Germans and eastern europeans. great... so communism rocks! or communism is shit, but what caused communism?



Next up we have Nietzche, the 'father of modern thought' who stated that God is dead, touched on the idea of a 'superman' or 'ubermensche' and that nothing we do now has any moral relevance to anything, nothing is good or bad, it simply is. I am not saying that this is a bad thing, in fact if used correctly, this way of thinking can help us evolve beyond god and all that gubbins... the only problem is that it ends up being the basis of Nazi thought...6 million dead. Determinism, morality doesn't exist, the only law is that of nature.

This is massively great shit. can't go wrong. Two thoughts 30-40 million dead. Should we continue blaming religion for all of the stuff going wrong or should we just be honest and say rational or irrational, it is all our fault?



Rousseau... the Social Contract, yes, this is all stuff that is supposed to lift us out of the tyranny of monarchy and stuff, what did Rousseau's line of thought lead to? yes, the French Revolution...

I asked the question what was the death toll of the french revolution to www.questionwebsite.com and they said it was over a million, including that of the napoleonic wars, which is brilliant, it takes the three ideas that humans had and shows us the human cost that these human ideas had, not even bothering to incorporate christianity, islam, or any religious ideas I have a rought estimate of 50 million people dying before they should have done... this leads me to the conclusion that any human idea, whether secular or religious is a bad idea and will innevitably lead to the death of millions...

so next time you have an idea, do us all a favour and keep it to yourself.

DIAMOND JUBILEE AMAZING TRUTHS!!!

Courtesy of Sydney Harbourbridge and Mambo Jamberstein, The two most tireless researchers at the university of life. Their best selling book 'The Bible' is available at Waterstones priced £14.99... Although Jamberstein claims not to have written any of it, he actually wrote all the bits about poo and willys.

To Celebrate the Diamond Jubilee, they have tirelessly worked their way through, the British Library, Delphic Oracle, Wikipedia and several thousand internet pornography links to come up with a meticulously meticulous group of AMAZING TRUTHS!!!

• 'the Queen was named after the band Queen'
• Prince Charles has tried to kill his mother in order to take the throne, by dropping a massive anvil from a cliff edge whilst she runs past at high speed below.
• the queen is so revered that if she were to have a limb cut off, another one would grow back, simply because that is what the public want.
• The Queen has matched Marc Almond pint for pint in a cum drinking contest, on at least five occasions.

Almond, unable to consume as much spunk as QE II

• for the silver jubilee, renowned sculptor alexander calder made a bust of the queen out of his own shit as a gift, the queen was so happy with it that she ate it.

Calders more abstract works were rejected for a more conventional sculpture, crafted out of his own faeces.

                                

• Elizabeth II won the crown in a dance off with her sister, Margaret
• When visiting African countries, the Queen is only really happy if the women do a funny dance with their tits flapping about.
• to celebrate making swans the royal bird the queen had all british swans genetically modified so for every 10 eggs they lay the 11th egg will contain a first class stamp.
• Elizabeth II's favourite song to sing at karaoke is Winona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus
• the Queen invented the extendable baton, CS gas and the element Hydrogen.

The Queen invented Hydrogen, which has recently become the most abundent and popular element in the known universe! Congratulations M'aam!

• Queen insists on a branch of the otherwise defunct chain of frozen food stores Bejams to be kept going perpetually within the grounds of Windsor Castle.
• The Queen still believes that the sound of thunder is God moving furniture around in Heaven.
• When Princess Diana died, the Queen had 'Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish' tattooed on her chest.but it was misspelt by the tattooist  'Bud Rabbish', in an English accident. Rabbish was coincidentally a peripheral character in the sequel to Saturday Night Fever, her nipples were the o's in 'good'.
• During her christmas day TV adresses she likes to be naked from the waist down...she also likes to be naked from the waist up, but she's not allowed.

The Queens favourite past time is to dress up as African dictators, she was so convincing dressing up as Robert Mugabe that Peter Thatchel handcuffed himself to her by mistake, with hilarious results.

Tatchell tricked into a protest with the Queen.

• The Queen was the first Russian into space.
• The Queen was the first dog into space.
• The Queen was the first, second and third man on the moon.
• The Queen is the only member of the royal family not to have gone to the moon.
• When the Queen hears the national anthem, her vulva quivers so much that her knickers catch fire.
• Before Elizebeth was born, The Queen Mum gave birth to a hole punch and a pocket calculator, they were twins but royal protocol states that women jump the succession line if born after stationary.

If not for Elizabeths birth, this could have been our monarch. 

• The original melody for 'God Save Our Queen' was the theme music from the 'Benny Hill Show'
• If Bono, lead singer of Irish supergroup U2 ever dies then Royal Protocol dictates that the Queen would take over as the bands enigmatic front person.

Uno, Dos, Tres, Catores!!

I hope you have found enlightenment in our unending search for the AMAZING TRUTHS. We have let nothing stop us from delivering them to you, even reality has been overcome in our quest to deliver the AMAZING TRUTHS. With Special thanks to the Royal Estate, BBC archives, Bono, and especially, Renothy Deekington, Mambo's evil twin, who has kindly fallen asleep long enough for us to escape his layer hidden under a volcano in the pacific to deliver the jubilee special AMAZING TRUTHS!!