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Thursday 29 April 2010

Manmachine201's eneasy guide to democracy

Yes, this week, just to be different to all the other billions of bloggers out there this week I'm going to have a crack at democracy politics, freedom of speech and all that sort of shit.



Grodon Brown, warming up for Carl Cox on the decks at Pacha, Ibiza 2009.

Our Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the man who is steering us through an economic crisis of biblical proportions (inasmuch as it might force people to wake up and see that the concept of money isn't real, it is a man made hypothesis and means absolutely nothing. If it is man made it shouldn't fail, because it is designed by us to perform a function for us and if it fails we should try to create something else in its place.) was yesterday attacked by an old woman.



She said something along the lines of "all these foreigners com ooover ear and teak or jobs by gum," or some other garble that elderly people seem preprogrammed to say once they've had a sherry doewn them. Don't get me wrong, I sat down the year after Princess Diana died and listened to my gran all pissed up commentating on the Queens speech and it was fucking hilarious! Old people do say the funniest things.

However, these people who throw eggs at politicians and decide to "Give them a piece of their mind," shouldn't expect to get off scott free. Gordon Brown is a citizen like us, and like us he has the right to express his opinion. In his opinion she was a biggotted old bag, so let him express that. He should have broadcast it in a party political debate instead of trying to be all PR savvy, like the other cunts vying to take control of us, the people of Great Britain. Would she have had the balls to do that to John Prescott?



The last pensioner to fuck with Prescott.

If it was me I'd have punched her in the throat and taken her bag, keys identification and any money she had on her. In fact I'd have marched her to a cash point and demanded she take out the nest egg she promised for her grand kids, fuck'em, they'd grow up to be just like her. They are just as big a cunt as she is.

As for Gordon Brown, how fucking weak are you, you let some old bint damage your credibility, which is shot to fuck anyway, grow a spine man, you're supposed to be running this country in a time where Arab mentals want to wipe us off the face of the earth, and people are coming to terms with the fact that money does not actually have any relevance to the advancement of the human race, in the same way that a Golden Ticket in Charlie & the Chololate factory only gave a lucky few a tour of the nice things.



would you like me to run your country for you?

So We have 2 weeks before we decide whether we vote for the blue one, the yellow one or the red one. I am spending my days removing literature from the floor of directly in front of my letterbox, telling me that I would be better off under LAB/CON/GREEN/UKIP/BNP/GREEN and honestly, it is melting my head, they are all saying almost exactly the same thing. that the other one is a nazi/communist, that they'd sort out immigration/ jobs/public service/stem the flow of bullshit that comes from being a politician.

Democracy didn't work in Greece, the first place that democracy came from, they squabled and squabled and squabled and squabled until they were invaded by the Macedonians, who made the Greeks look good. when they were ruled by an Emperor, then came the Romans, again, a republic failed and only excelled when ruled by an autocratic leader. when was Germany most successful? when was Russia most successful?

Just think of this when you're all queuing up to vote for A,B,or C. it means nothing, they are all going to tow the line, doing as America says and notgetting too involved in Europe because Rupert Murdoch says that is a bad idea.

Therefore, why should we settle it using the voting system, why does david Cameron not simply challenge Brown to a duel and we decide who has the minerals to lead us that way. Its much more simple than using double speak to confuse us into voting and will apeal to my base instincts instead of my morals and principles, which as you can tell are probably flawed anyway. I want to see a politicians severed headamd I'd vote for a man who can show me that, even if he is another fucking politician.



I will always resist the urge to show severed heads where I can.

Anyway, Vera Fuckworth or whatever that old hag was called is a cunt, I have a right to think that and I have a right to express it, even if the media are painting a fragile old misguided lady.

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