Manmachine201 on the Federer Express.

Today I thought of the most amazing and awe inspiring pun that could be used in the Event of Roger Federer winning the Australian Open. It would indicate that Roger is fast and and that he amazing and the best. Do you want to hear it?... here we go... Federer Express! It's amazing isn't it. I phoned up the daily star and asked them if they would use it if Federer won on sunday and they said they might do unless someone emailed them with a better oun before they went to print so I e-mailed them back saying 'okay then' and then they e-mailed me saying 'yes it is'



Pun editor at the Daily Star

The problem with writing a blog about tennis is that the majority of people reading would stop reading a blog about tennis right... about... now.



15- love

So, I'll need to sex it up a bit, adding explosions, CGI, bizarre plot twists, political intrigue and unthinking violence. In essence, I am going to have to explain the Australian open as if it was a series of 24.

I haven't actually ever seen a series of 24 so I can't explain the Australian open to make it sould like it, so I can't really do it. But it was such a lovely idea that I thought I'd plant the seed before completely changing direction. I'll just explain it in a totally unbiased prose.

Roger Federer has won 15 grand slams in his career and is looking to win his 16th. Federer is considered the best tennis player in the history of tennis.



Roger Federer in between matches at last years ATP champion.

Federer has recently opened up a barage of abuse on Andy Murray who has enjoyed some of the best form in his career beating world number 2 Rafael Nadal and another favourite Marian Cilic. Murray is looking to win his first Grand Slam title having reached his second grand slam final.



Andy Murray



Some have said that Federer's attack on Murray was uncalled for and showed a lack of professionalism and sportsmanship on Rogers part, but it is important to keep a balanced view.

The stats between Federer and Murray are actually 60-40 in Murrays favour, so it isn't inconcievable that he might win his first Grand Slam, although it is the Australian open and the shittest out of all the opens.



whatever happens, it is going to be a good game and no doubt, one of them will win and become the australian open champion again.







They do look alike don't they?



I would also like to point out a typing error in the new zealand herald today. this is what it said...

We knew about Roger Federer's majestic forehand, his unreadable serve and his ice-cool temperament, but another quality was evident here last night as the greatest player in history prepared to face Andy Murray in tomorrow's Australian Open final.

What it should have said was.

We knew about Roger Federer's majestic FOREHEAD, his unreadable serve and his ice-cool IDIOT FACE, but another quality was A MASSIVE PENIS GROWING OUT OF HIS OWN FREAKISH SHAPED HEAD last night as the greatest player in history prepared to face Andy Murray in tomorrow's Australian Open final.

Thats about all I have to say on that really. I don't really want to come across as one of those pims drinking Henman fans but Murray has a set of nuts on him and he can really fucking play so I hope he slaps federer until his head looks normal.