snowing

In the UK people assume that if it snows, the world is probably about to end. Much like in many of those Michael Bay type films wheresome massive disaster occurs and Bruce Willis Or Will Smith have to get out and kick some Assss to save the world or universe or whatever. The problem is that in the United Kingdom the only person with as Charismatic as Bruce Willis or Will Smith is Russell Brand, and he is incapable of kicking assssssss because at current, he is probably balls deep in Katy Perry. And even if he wasn't he's hardly going to save us from the snow because he's all gangley.



Hardly capable of saving us from the snow.

So people in the UK go around and buy up months and months worth of milk, bread and anything else they can get their hands on, because Britain is a prosperous nation full of people who own large freezers, Although the freezers and all of their other material possessions are under threat because it is snowing.



So, if the affluent people of the UK with Big freezers want a fucking Romero film, why don't we give it to them, lets break into their houses and cannibalise their young before breaking into their massive freezers and taking their years worth of milk. Of course, by that time the shops will probably be restocked rendering the whole cannibalism/ buying years worth of milk/ having a big freezer episode pointless.



Although I have always wanted to taste human flesh.