Go to work on an egg.

The world collectively breathed a sigh of relief this week as on Sunday it was announced that Humpty Dumpty, thought to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks had been caught and killed in a gunfight after being located to a wall in Abbottabad.



Initially there were conflicting reports, with a source from the kings horses stating, "We are currently in the process of putting Dumpty back together again."



Although later reports from several of the kings men confirmed that "both us and the kings horses made every effort to bring back Humpty alive, but ultimately neither group could put humpty together again."

Groups gathered in new york to celebrate, with times square becoming a party zone, likewise in Madrid, where the survivors of the of the train bombing in Madrid made an effort to make the worlds biggest Omelette as a celebration.



However, many of the survivors of the 7/7 attacks in London found the Omelette tasteless and didn't enjoy the fact that esparagus was placed inside it.

Humpty had evaded capture for several years having thought to be in a battery farm in Afghanistan, but after the most expensive manhunt in history drew a blank intelligence from someone making breakfast in a wealthy district of Pakistan confirmed that the unusually high walls surrounding the compound meant that it was highly likely to be a rather high value egg in the compound.

A fierce firefight between all the kings horses, men and Dumptys henchmen ensued and
in at the end of the fray, Dumpty fell off the wall.

Dumpty was disposed of in traditional egg fashion and was apparently poached, although critics claimed that Dumpty should have in fact been fried or even scrambled.

President Obama's announcement that Dumpty is dead is almost certain to get him re-elected next term, but there are some people who claim, not only that Dumptys death came 10 years too late, but that Dumpty is actually a nursary rhyme and has nothing to do with Al Qaida figurehead Osama Bin Laden.



Having said that, there is about as much evidence that Osama Bin Laden is an Egg as there is that Humpty Dumpty is.

Why do people think Humpty Dumpty is an egg when there is no evidence that he is an egg?

Because we are told, there is no reason to believe that Humpty Dumpty is not an egg. It is for that reason that we may as well abandon any conspiracy theory suggesting the death of Bin Laden is faked.

So in Summary, there is no actual evidence that Bin Laden is dead, but by the same token there is no evidence that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.



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