The chirpy face of casual homophobia.

Few people can fail to be moved by the story of the Crouch family. I'm not talking about Stoke and England centre forward robodancing lanky love rat, Peter; but the teen who committed suicide Dominic, followed by his heartbroken father. Dominic was not gay but during a game of spin the bottle for a dare he kissed another boy. Several months of bullying occured afterwhich Dominic threw himself off the building. It is obvious that the people who threw insults at him never intended to kill him, there are far easier ways to do so, like throw him off a building for example.



The route of the bullying was homophobia, the people bullying were homophobic and Dominic Crouch was homophobic because he was ashamed that people thought he was gay. So in a sense it is a good thing that Dominic Crouch died because he was a horrible homophobe.

In the last hundred years: racism, sexism, and even burning atheists at the stake have become unacceptable in modern society, yet homophobia remains beneath the surface, the sort of thing that although boardy; seems to be an acceptable past time along with cooking, football and taking the piss out of fat people and spastics. The question is why?



Are gay people getting it wrong and its just a bit of banter and they are simply being far too touchy,
or are all hetrosexuals rotton bastards? The only way to find out is to examine the mindset of a homosexual followed by the mindset of a hetrosexual, then we might be a little bit closer to finding out.

According to www.christianadc.org this is the beginning of the homosexual manifesto, which is a pretty good insight into the mind of a homosexual, if there are a set of rules that homosexuals live by...

"We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your More..feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in our movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all-male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons will become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us."

Bloody hell, they want to convert all straight people into gay people and further to that...

"Scripture and history tells what’s next. Sexual anarchists have already announced what’s next; polygamy, group marriage, incest and intergenerational sex (or statutory rape as we now define it). They won’t rest until, like in Sodom, they can surround your house and demand you offer up your children to be abused. See the Homosexual Manifesto below."   

Well there you go, straight out of the mind of a homosexual... Or at the very least what a fundementalist christian website assumes is straight out of the mind of a homosexual.

So with the mind of a homosexual completely and fully explored, lets move onto hetrosexuals and why homosexuality makes them take the mickey or react with complete rage, like the christian quotes above.

There are two types of hetrosexuals.



The first is Pat Sharp, former fun house presenter. If you are a hetrosexual and you fall into the Pat Sharp category, you will find the thought of a penis very funny in deed, I mean, they are funny aren't they? People draw them in their school books for comedy effect, if you put them in a film they generally get a laugh, I'm not talking about the grotty pornographic films but a film like Forgetting Sarah Marshall.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! penis.

How does this make Pat Sharp homophobic you ask? Well I shall answer. The only thing funnier than a Penis to someone like Pat Sharp is two penis's. The very thought of two penis's to someone like Pat Sharp makes him giggle and say stupid things, manifesting itself in casual banter, the kind of casual banter which led to the death of Dominic Crouch and as a result, his father... but never mind that, lets look at some cock pics.

There's some.

There's another one.

and a man in a cock suit.

The Pat Sharp version of homophobia is arguably worse than the second category, because they reduce people's self asteem with constant badgering and petty playground insults. It is the key cause of suicide among people who are struggling to come to terms with their sexuality.

The other category many hetrosexuals fall into is the Beenie Man category. Beenie Man actually hates gays so much that he (allegedly) killed one of them, and writes lots of songs about the inferiority of the homosexual male.



The Beenie man school of homophobia is a million miles away, there is no sniggering or daft comments, there are death threats, there is rage and words that provokes violence against gay men.

The Beenie Man school of homophobia renders a man too scared to look at or even touch his own penis because of the fear that it will make him gay. And as with the Pat Sharp philosophy the only thing scarier than a penis is two penises.

See? Bloody scary... it even has teeth!

Of course I am not suggesting that either Pat Sharp or Beenie Man are homophobic, although Beenie Man is homophobic, but they are simply two models of people that think that same sex marraige is a bad thing, and with it being such a hot topic, I thought that you should know, if you oppose gay marraige, you are either Pat Sharp or you are Beenie Man, and I am not saying that either of them are cunts... but lets be honest, both of them are.