play manmachine201 out keyboard cat.

The internet Viral is quickly emerging as the only way to spend time on your day off, waste 5 minutes at work or even simply watch to entertain yourself. all you need is a computer, a net browser and an internet.



Above is a standard internet viral when you type in the word internet on an image search. It isn't the best but it will do as an example, and according to statistics which say that by the year 2011, all social interaction will be replaced by simply e-mailing internet virals to each other. Things like the 'numa numa' will be read by the human mind in the same way as 'on my way to the pub for a drink with some friends'... except for the fact that by this time the concept of drinking in pubs with friends will be a distant memory and will itself seem as alien as the concept as 'numa numa' replacing a sentence or going to a pub with some friends. At least this prediction is made by Proffesor Arlington J B Internet, leading lecturer at the internet department of Saint University college school of schooling.



Prof Arlington J B internet.

Certain people have called Arlingtons findings after an 8 year study costing the Taxpayer several hundred thousand million dollars and pounds. A public investigation has found that Arlington has spent much of the funding on a series of virals known to millions as Keyboard cat. Some startling evidence follows.



Arlington J B internet



Internet sensation Keyboard cat.

Upon watching an average keyboard cat viral it becomes clear that Arlington is making a crude but effective attempt to turn the said viral into a fullstop, much like the one at the end of this sentence. (please note the fullstop at the end of the last sentence.) but not like an average fullstop, the kind of fullstop you might use at the end of writing about how funny you find it when someone falls over... here is an example.




It is difficult to care as much as some people do about social interaction, because I interact with very few people on a social level.



probably less than this man even.

So I got more into Arlingtons vision of the viral replacing commentary...




the one that started them all off.



the other one.

but more recently Arlingons vision has taken a darker turn... darker than a wheelchair user falling down an escelator you say? yes is the answer. try a victim of incest geting viciously attacked.



or a child recently finding out he has AIDS at the hands of chuck norris.



All this is very easy, copy pasting links to youtube, easier than actually sitting in a place making idle chit chat, so Arlington J B Internet's vision of the future isn't as bleek as it might first seem. And it also means we will no longer have to use German words like Schadenfreude.

So I guess all is well and all that is left for me to say is, "play me out keyboard cat".